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Just jokes, folks.

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-News Crawl-

Canada dispatches ‘Littlest Hobo’ to bite Trump in the nuts.

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HEADLINES

Canada rejects trade deal written on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Trump appoints sludge-spewing waste pipe as Press Secretary.

U.S. liquor going back on Canadian shelves.

Trump tells reporters that he has, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers.

Fauci commands personal COVID army to infect Rand Paul.

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Trump slaps 100% tariff on VHS copies of ‘Strange Brew.’

‘Fat-boy Traitor Cakes’ flying off the griddle at Stampede!

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Nathaniel Erskine-Smith loses bid to join condo board.

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Ford claims only he can communicate with roving packs of ‘Flesh-seeking Super Coyotes.’

Carney caught on hot mic explaining what a bidet does.

Ottawa moves to restrict social media for kids 16 and under. Pornhub still fine.

Alberta proposes a pipeline “Right up your skinny Eastern butt.”

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Majority of Americans expected to carry out assassination attempt by 2027.

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Danielle Smith in talks to get her old diner waitress job back.

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Anti-science idiots getting excited to be completely wrong about hantavirus.

Desjardins Insurance giant goes on stomping spree, hundreds crushed.

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