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Newly discovered Tic destroys your credit rating.
Greenland ignores Vance texts, so VP just ‘shows up’ at Greenland's favourite bar.
Hegseth includes ‘Dial-a-Bottle’ in war plan group chat.
Canada offers ‘Emergency Egg drop’ over Whitehouse.
Poilievre found twitching in glue trap. “Squeaking became unbearable” say neighbours.
25% ‘measle tariff’ goes into effect at midnight.
Ottawa announces state of the art high-speed rail, to be built long after you’re dead.
‘American credibility’ to be included at Oscars - In Memoriam segment.
Hegseth says Ukraine can join NATO if it can out-drink him.
MAGA wannabe crushed by falling chunk of irony.
Canada appoints Burton Cummings as ‘fentanyl czar.’
Canada turns off Bronzer pipeline, Trump lifts tariffs.
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