Calgary -

 

“Hey, if they’ll buy headphones or a pillow, why wouldn't they buy something that might actually be handy?” Said, WestJet CEO - Alexis von Hoensbroech. “Of course safety is first and we’ve cancelled hundreds of flights, but some are taking off during this holiday weekend and we want our passengers to feel prepared should something go amiss, which it won’t! But, if it does they’ll be ready! But it won’t, but hey, it’s a giant tin can in the air so really anything can happen... okay, I’m rambling, but you get it. A wrench is like a security blanket, oh hey we also have blankets for sale which are the same price as the wrench... $24.95. Plus, you can keep the wrench!”