Move over maple syrup and cayenne, take a hike turmeric and cider vinegar, there’s a new cleanse in town and it’s sweeping the nation! The vodka and Ativan cleanse is proving to be the most effective way of dealing with family stress during the Christmas season. The testimonials are pouring in – “I used to crawl under the tree and scream – How could I have been created by such a passive aggressive monster!” Said Claire Wingham of Buttonville, Ontario. “But now, a little glug and a pill, all my relatives are palatable for a couple of hours until I can get home and sleep for 17 hours!” When a focus group was asked if the side-effects, which include – You may wake up in a snow bank far from your residence, were concerning, all agreed it was still better than facing the holidays without help.