Short turn at Parliament –

 

“They’re bedbug free too!” Said an excited TTC representative when reached by phone. “We know you can basically fly to Florida in the time it takes to get from Roncesvalle to the Beach, so we just thought it would be a nice thing to offer our patrons.”  Yes, we know it would be pretty easy to convert the dozens of rail lines into above ground train transit that could link the east and west ends effectively, making say, Pape to Dufferin about a 12 minute trip, but hey, efficiency just ain't Toronto’s jam!”