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After being shown where Haiti is on a map, The PM immediately called together his top defence staff to put into place an emergency plan to make sure he would still be able to jet to his most beloved getaways. “After learning the exact proximity of the troubled island nation, he wasted no time, he’s a leader who takes action, he cares dammit!” Said one defence official. Haiti erupted into gang violence last week, there is no word on whether the current situation in the long suffering nation will affect the level of service the PM gets when he holidays in the nearby Caribbean.