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“it was inevitable so we thought we’d just expedite things.” Said Todd McCarthy, Ontario’s Business Minister. “We’re trying to give Ontarians what they want, and plainly put, mind-numbingly strong Marijuana seems to be the thing that they want most. I encourage anyone to do the simple math, albeit that is difficult given the THC level on most over the counter pot, every second store on any given main street in any Ontario town is a pot dispensary, so why are we ignoring the obvious? We’re still in favour of the Mom and Pop pot stores by the way, there is no one business cornering the market and giving generously to our party, and we know Ontarians want a wide and varied choice when it comes to remaining completely zoned out and numb to the horrors of day to day life in a province that they will soon not be able to afford to to live in. You’re welcome.”