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Toronto tourism is gearing up for what many opine will be a very busy spring here in Canada’s largest city. “Where else can you get a burger and a beer for 90 dollars?” Said a Toronto tourism liaison. “We’re confident that people will flock to our great city in droves when they see that a day watching the Blue Jays is a steal at around 600 dollars… if you don’t want a drink, and that’s Canadian dollars! Sure, the pandemic decimated us, but we’re here to remedy that. So, come enjoy the crown jewel of Ontario, and please remember to tip, especially the estimated 11,000 homeless.”