Liberals spend 100 million on handy new ‘All-in-one Scandal-app.’
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“Well...it doesn’t work right now, but we’re getting there.” Said Deepak Benoit, the lead programmer on the project. “For instance, if you click on ArriveCan, it takes you to Family Feud Canada, which we realize is no help if you’re trying to enter the country, but we’ll get it done.” Whether it was allowing Canada to become a haven for money laundering, or leading Canada to the highest level of consumer debt on the planet, or seeing the lowest level of business investment of the last five Prime Ministers, or increasing immigration to 400,000 a year while doing little to ensure new Canadians have health coverage or jobs or a place to live, or even chestnuts like accepting luxury holidays from billionaires, all the Trudeau government faves are easily accessible on the new Scandal-App. “We expect them to put about another 100 million into it before Poilievre is elected and kills the project, and everything else basically.”