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Conspiracy theorist, sensationalist podcast huckster, harsh critic of Canada… and self-proclaimed comedian, Russell Brand, is facing a second police investigation into allegations of harassment and stalking. Police have conducted an exhaustive probe and conclude, he was never particularly very good. “Oh sure, kind of a charming fop at times, the jokes are sort of amusing in a throwaway post 90’s kind of way, but funny? Meh.” Said a lead inspector into the allegations.