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“Hell, we don’t even care about Rogers rip-offs, lies and contract bullshit! Just take that fucking, sugary, nauseating shit off TV!” Said one viewer, Pastor John Jenkins, from the Presbytery of the City of Toronto. “For fuckssake you get a canker watching that fucking thing its so saccharin!” Other viewers were less candid but just as stern in their disdain for, what many have called, the most obnoxious commercial ever made. A spokesperson for Rogers had no comment as they were too busy trying to figure out how to bill their customers for the commercials production costs.