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Although it was never clear whether or not Robert Pickton would have accepted the nomination for Vice-President in a Donald Trump administration, most insiders agree he was the presumptive front-runner. “He had that kind of no-nonsense approach which appeals to far right voters.” Said one Republican strategist. “Trump had been watching him carefully for quite a while and thought highly of his organizational skills.” Pickton was found dead after an attack by a fellow inmate and had been on life support for days. Trump called the attack another orchestrated move by the ‘radical left’ and vowed to continue his ‘war on woke.’