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“I’m just sayin’, what’s the harm in one item being okay to buy?” Said pot enthusiast and semi-retired landscaper, Tyler Wiley. “They’re friggin’ irresistible! I’m not sayin’ we buy the Marinara dip, I’ll go old school ketchup! I realize they’re a monopoly that must be dealt with, but c’mon, the freakin’ Mozzarella sticks are awesome! Throw me some love over here!”