New York -

“After Martha Stewart was on the cover of Sports Illustrated it

seemed like the natural thing to do.” Said the editor of the lesser-

known twice-yearly publication. “We’re kind of a niche

publication, some say fetish but it’s a free country am I right?! We

do have a strong subscription base and we get a lot of great

feedback on our soup recipes.” Many advocates for seniors groups

have applauded the move and the magazine has pledged to donate

proceedings to a hip replacement center.