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“We don’t need no friggin’ Knob Ford to tell us how and when to drink! Hey, if they sell lighter fluid and evaporated milk I can make a cocktail that’ll knock you on your yuppie arse!” Said Len Bart, a colourful local fixture and ‘handyman’ from the King and Cowan neighbourhood. Take a freezie and put it in a bag with some butchers twine and a 9 volt battery, let ‘er sit for a month! Yes buddy! Anyone with half a brain knows that mom and pops have been selling the ingredients to make your own hooch for years, we don’t need no skullfucked Premier to tell us how to drink!” The criticism was levied at Ford for his seemingly tireless efforts to sell alcohol to Ontarians wherever there is electricity.