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“Come on! I’d say you were feckin’ banjaxed if you didn’t think we were having some fun wit-yas!” Said Patrick Seamus O’Stereotypiggan, a professional Irishman and all around grifter. “Of course we made it up! Who would call a bicycle a Rothar?! Wake up, we’re messing with you! Hey! Worked for the Hobbit franchise, tell one of those leibides there’s no such thing as ‘Quenya’ and ‘Sindarin’, they’ll take your feckin’ ceann off! Truth is, to sound Irish just wear a cap and hang your head and make a lot of vowel sounds, drink like a poet and everyone buys it, brings in millions in tourism!