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“They’re a bunch of pussies!” Blared the newly appointed Secretary of Defense. “We’ll settle this like goddamn men, not a bunch of DEI homos! And I’m sober right now, wait till I get going!” Another week of mayhem in the U.S. culminated with Hegseth going on record ruling out NATO membership for the embattled country and saying that Europe is responsible for Ukraine’s defense. “And when I’m goddamn done with Ukraine, Europe can belly up to the bar! I can out-drink all of’em! Well, maybe not Germany, let me get back on that.”