Washington VA. –

 

“Enough is enough, we know both sides are powerless under the spell of this once in a lifetime performer, did I say performer? I meant Celestial Goddess!” Said a senior Pentagon official. “The United States cannot allow this conflict to go on, so we called Taylor on the hot line, and she agreed, that at half-time at the next Chiefs game, (Sunday Oct. 8th 4:25 EST, consult local listings for availability) if she can get away and Travis isn’t injured, she will go and finally put this situation to rest. A Swifty Concert to bring two warring sides together under the umbrella of light to moderate rock-ish medleys. Now who can say no to that?” Concluded the Pentagon.