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The term 'Slow news day' was taken to a new level last week as the CTV Toronto news team were forced to make a tough decision. Whether to run a story about a cock-a-poo with an unusual bark or a man who ran out on a fifty-dollar haircut. "We used to have, whaddya call 'em, news editors! That's it, but, chop chop, they were put out on an ice-floe so we've been getting our news from tik-tok! Hey, it had a million views!" Said 'Jimmy' who declined to tell us his position at the once venerable news organization. "I guess I'm in charge." He went on to say. "Why what have you heard?"