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“It’s the NFL post season and we need something to go up against all the networks that carry those playoffs.” Said one of the many overpaid executives that are choking the life out of the once respected institution. “We needed something to appeal to those viewers out there that expect a certain level of excitement from the CBC, while making sure that budget concerns enable us to hand out executive bonuses… without sacrificing quality… and who doesn’t love Solitaire?!” The CBC HR Department added that there is also a mandated 50/50 DEI quota, so the hand we see flipping cards will represent the broad spectrum of CBC viewers, which number into the hundreds.