HEADLINES

 Tim Horton’s ‘Pufferfish Wraps’ not selling.

 Liberals announce cash airdrops hoping to boost poll numbers.

 Liberals spend 100 million on handy new ‘All-in-one Scandal-app.’

 Ford delays EV battery production until Ontario becomes charred Hellscape.

Carbon Tax, Alcohol prices...and MP salaries all go up today. 

Trudeau deeply concerned Haiti close to his favourite vacation spots.